新店區~~雅莉三大保母奶媽家

◎我跟貓說話你插什麼嘴                                                          
                                                                                 
  夫妻吵架後，丈夫知趣的去逗貓玩。                                               
                                                                                 
  妻子吼道:「你跟那一頭豬在幹甚麼!」                                             
                                                                                 
  丈夫驚奇道:「這是貓，不是豬呀！」                                              
                                                                                 
  妻子一口接過:「我跟貓說話你插什麼嘴?」                                         
  我哩咧

◎ 天體營--                                                                     
                                                                                 
  新聞報導，台灣北海岸最近出現天體營。                                           
                                                                                 
  老婆感嘆地說：「唉！以前我也有不穿衣服的本錢呢」                               
                                                                                 
  老公更感嘆地說：「現在妳連穿衣服的本錢都沒有了！」                             
  老婆：「……」

◎ 酸言酸語--                                                                   
                                                                                 
  夫：哇哩！妳買那麼貴的胸罩幹嘛？妳根本沒什麼胸部嘛！                           
                                                                                 
  妻：ㄛ∼照你這麼說，那你買內褲的錢也都可以統統省下來啦。                        
  夫：……

◎ 親愛的--                                                                     
                                                                                 
  老王受邀到老李家中作客… 在老李家中，                                           
                                                                                 
  只見老李都以「親愛的」來稱呼老婆。                                             
                                                                                 
  老王見狀很感動的對老李說：                                                     
                                                                                 
  「你真的是不容易耶！結婚快10年了，                                             
                                                                                 
  你還是這樣甜蜜的稱呼你太太…」                                                  
                                                                                 
  「其實，」老李小聲的說 ：                                                      
                                                                                 
  「我忘記她名字很久了說…」                               

◎ 晚飯--                                                                       
                                                                                 
  老婆自從做家庭主婦後 精神鬱卒，脾氣很不爽                                      
                                                                                 
  有一天老公下班回來 看見老婆在炒菜！                                            
                                                                                 
  老公從後面摟著老婆                                                             
                                                                                 
  溫柔的說:親愛的！今晚我們吃什麼？                                              
                                                                                 
  老婆很兇的說:甲賽啦！                                                          
                                                                                 
  老公很洩氣得拿著報紙去坐馬桶....                                               
                                                                                 
  老婆心想:老公上班也辛苦，剛才的態度真不該！                                    
                                                                                 
  於是....就到浴室門口敲門                                                       
                                                                                 
  說:老公！你在做什麼呀！                                                        
                                                                                 
  老公語氣粉冷的說..我在做晚飯！